Pete Wentz is starting a cosmetic line, according to BellaSugar. He’s quoted: “Fall Out Boy has always been known for its pop hooks and good looks, and like David Bowie before me, I am known for my displays of cosmetic derring-do. For too long, I’ve been keeping my eyeliner know-how to myself. Now, with the debut of WentzPentz, guys — and girls — everywhere will be able to have a piece of the Fall Out Boy lifestyle.”
First of all, Pete Wentz comparing himself to David Bowie is pukeable. Secondly, guys and girls everywhere sporting the “Fall Out Boy lifestyle” is pukeable. Third, the line will be available at Hot Topic (pukeable times four). BellaSugar also notes that Wentz is working on clip-in hair products with Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson’s hairstylist.
I really hope this is an April Fool’s joke.
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It just occurred to me that “coming to a Hot Topic near you” is a little misleading… because, isn’t Pete Wentz always at HT?
I just left Hot Topic, and Pete Wentz checked me out. Not like at the checkout counter…he checked me out…eye lined eyes up and down…it was pukeable.
oooo someones favorite word is pukeable XDDDD
is that even a word?? lol
This Is Fake
yeah this is obviously not true just so you know.
ohhhh. this is soo fake.
“O EM GEE! IT’S LIKE, SOOO PUKEABLE”
You’re just some preppy 9 year old gay guy who doesn’t know when a great thing is just around te corner. Get a life and stop saying “pukeable”, unless you’re looking in a mirror, of course
Now, now, I may be a preppy 9 year old gay guy, but I know when a great thing is just around the corner…
did you see her picture, STFU, you fuckwit? colleen is a tall gorgeous cinammon-stick of a woman, with an art history degree and a vocabulary and cultural insight that you’d never dream of realizing.
and having been a 9-year old gay guy at one point, i find your derision ridiculous. it’s hard to tell whether you’re a mini-peenie wentz fan closet case or a high school twat who thinks she might someday have a chance at boning wentz at some point (as vomit-inducing as such a prospect might be). do the world a favor and off yourself.
Poor Seth, you’re feeding the trolls! When you feed trolls they just get bigger. The only way to properly deal with trolls is to find out where they live and give them an emergency tracheotomy with a garden shovel.
I mean, that’s more fun than trying to insult them on a blog anyway.
Lastly, I’ve never understood why this band was named after a Simpsons reference. I mean, even *I* think that’s lame.